Three some puppy. (yes I'm serious)

So. Today I was at the mall and I can never NOT go into the puppy store.

This one puppy locked my eyes on him and sucked me in.

I walked over to him and he jumped up and I just pet him and loved him and was crushed when I saw he was over a thousand bucks.

This puzzled me because he looked like a mutt. So I read on:

This dog is a special soul. He is a three way mix of (I don't remember the names).

Well, it just so happens that the this adorable little pup came from a night of a three some.

Congrats America, I've never heard of such a thing.

Plus, why would you have this written when all the people that come into your stores are mothers and children?

I am sure the most asked question is not, "Mommy can we get the puppy?", it is, "Mommy, what is a Three some?"